Wordless Wednesday and Watermelon...

To start wordless Wednesday, here are two photos of the opening number for state two weeks ago. It was to Britney Spears "Circus". Yes, I know Britney is a terrible role model, but I love her music. I'm not ashamed to admit it (OK, not ashamed anymore). Of course, since I'm tall and was in the third row, you can't really see me. I think I can see one of my legs. I was wearing silver.

I thought I would also put up a few pics of the Amazing Barbie Dream Studio that is where I go for coaching. Every girl should have a dressing room like this, and one day, I will! My dream is a big nice bathroom with a jacuzzi tub, granite counter tops in my kitchen, and a big walk-in closet/dressing room with lots of pink. I don't like a lot of dolls and stuffed animals (they never stop staring - creepy) so I will have a lot less of them. However, if anyone ever gives me the Elvis and Priscilla barbies I have wanted for forever, I would display them with pride.





Finally for wordless Wednesday, we have this heinous crocheted watermelon wreath. Would you EVER? I came accross this hideousity because I googled "Watermelon Wear". You see, boys and girls, I want to enter a Watermelon Pageant in June. It's only $50 to enter and I may as well use all the stuff I spent a fortune on for state. Plus, how great would it be to be Miss Watermelon? I mean, I can eat watermelon like a champ. I have been a Christmas Queen before, why not Watermelon? It seems like almost every county in the south has a watermelon festival and a watermelon queen. The part that makes me nervous is "Watermelon Wear". That could be cute if you are 4, but since I'm 24 that worries me. I just hope if I win no one gives me anything tacky like this wreath. I know this wreath is hanging in someone's home somewhere and that they are very proud of it. It makes me wonder what other crocheted monstrosities could be in such a home!